So, I wanted something. I’m not going to tell you what I wanted because it’s embarrassing. What I will tell you is that when I typed, “Is it a good idea to get...” into Google, I got:
● Is it a good idea to get back with your ex?
● Is it a good idea to get a iPad?
● Is it a good idea to get an MBA?
● Is it a good idea to get another dog?
● Is it a good idea to get a perm?
W T F. First of all, no; let me save you the agony.. it is NOT a good idea to get back with an ex. Come oooooon. An ex is an ex for a reason. Probably a good one--unless you’re a bitch.
NO, it is not a good idea to get an iPad. It is a good idea, however, to get an education. How many people typed that question into Google?! Geeze, when did we completely throw out everything we’ve learned in grade school?
I’m skipping the third question. Those folk are entirely too educated for me.
Fourth, duh. It’s always a good idea to get another dog. Preferably, a small puppy. Send pics... or videos. Thanks.
Lastly, ab-so-lutely-fucking-not. Hello, it’s 2011. How old are you? No perms. Please.. just, no.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
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