Tips Attracting Women: Please leave your evil twin Creepy McCreeperson, at home.

Even if you don't need tips attracting women, you should read this just in case this applies to you, even slightly.

First of all, why are some men so annoying? I realize that is a little on the mean side, but I can only take so much complete oblivious-ness before I can't take no more.

Newsflash: If you are not getting a positive response, or worse, a homicidal vibe from a chick- please leave her alone. Stop "hollering" and go run your game on the next piece that walks by. I just do not understand why some dudes, even when they are clearly getting politely dismissed- choose to keep pursuing a woman.

Guys, if you buy a woman a few drinks, and she seems to be looking around a bit- perhaps scanning the room for an escape route- then smoothly excuse yourself. If she likes you- then she will find you again. Do not continue to try to buy her drinks, or follow her around continuously trying to chat her up. This is weird and borderline sociopath behavior. And you surely should not text her 16 times the next day... between the 4 phone calls you placed.

If a woman does not respond to 2 text messages in a row, then she is not interested. Same goes for un-returned calls and invitations to hang out. Once you cross that two-text blow-off line, and continue to try to get her attention... Congratulations, you have just achieved creeper status. We women, yeah... we don't like our men creepy. And clearly, we don't like them desperate.

So please, we know that you think you are hot and that no girl wouldn't want you- but learn to take a hint. Most women are not going to be rude to you if they are not interested in you. They will probably not be rude to you even if they are not interested and you are shamelessly pursuing them to the point of annoyance. But behind your back, you can be sure they are telling their girlfriends about the weird guy they met Friday night- that seemed normal at first.. until he wouldn't leave her alone and has texted her 7 times since. Yes, that's catty- be we are women and we are generally passive aggressive.

So rule of thumb: if you text/call a chick twice and she does not answer or call you back- then deleter her number. She ain't interested. The more times you call that she doesn't answer, she will be even less interested. And creeped out a little. You don't want to be the creepy guy. It's even worse that the smelly guy- and WAY worse than the nice guy.

So that is my tip for attracting women (or at least not turning them off to the point where they are fantasizing about you getting run over by an 18-wheeler). Please take it to heart and contribute to a less creepy society. Thanks